NA PALM - “PUT ME IN THE SAME ROOM”

OK I’m getting really generous with all the free advice today, but seriously… If you’re a rapper, don’t diss a rapper that sucks (like Asher Roth). Because if you do, then you suck. If you diss a rapper that doesn’t suck, then you maybe suck. But if you diss a rapper that does suck, then you definitely suck. Got it? Good.

J*RO - “BOUNCE”

More free advice: don’t wear Ed Hardy in your rap video if you’re white. If you’re not white, it’s still not a good idea, but no one will say anything to you about it so just know this.

YOUNG GRANTZ & MAJESTIK - “I’M A ROCKSTAR”

The standard has been set for wack rappers in Milwaukee, and the names are Young Grantz and Majestik (with a “k”). Peep the video cuz it’s super weak. Here’s a free tip: if you’re halfway through your music video shoot and you realize you’re rapping in front of a Metra train trying to look hard, then you should quit at that exact moment and never try to rap again. Also, don’t where a Packers hat in your rap video. Thanks.

Check out Majestik’s myspace page here.

And check out Yung Grantz’s myspace page here.

FLAVA FLAV - “I’LL NEVER LET YOU GO”

Remember when Flava Flav was in Public Enemy? Me neither. He needs to stop. A long time ago.

M.K.G. aka Money-Killa-Grinch - “POPPIN’ TAGZ”

The name says it all: Money-Killa-Grinch. Just awful. Be sure to peep their myspace here.

Music video for “All You Haters (Suck My Balls)”

Thanks to Holt for the submission.

Check out this awesomely bad freestyle session featuring Bangs. If you don’t remember Bangs, check out some of his music videos here.

YOUNG CUZ and ICEKREME - “ROLLIN IN T DOT FREESTYLE”

This freestyle session is awesomely pathetic. The best part is that these guys are part of Urban Smoke Records, home of Boostalk. If you don’t remember Boostalk, do yourself a favor and click here.

Thanks to Brandon for the submission!