Joker - “Pair-a-dice”

It is very rare that I come across a submission that is so God-awful that I can’t even listen all the way through the first time I try. This is one of those cases. This guy’s flow let’s you know that he sucks at life, not just rap.

Thanks to Lobo for the submission!

CJ Dippa

All I can say is we must still be in a recession for this many white kids to be rappin still… SMH.

7 Year Old Rapper That Sucks

Daaaaamn… This video smells like some parents tryna get rich off their Bieber-lookin-ass kid. FAIL. Thanks to @brookiee_ on Twitter for the submission.

Crazy Man - “My Tru Boo”

Sad emo bastard + rap = Kill YoSelf

Thanks to Jamie for the submission!

J*RO - “BOUNCE”

More free advice: don’t wear Ed Hardy in your rap video if you’re white. If you’re not white, it’s still not a good idea, but no one will say anything to you about it so just know this.

YOUNG GRANTZ & MAJESTIK - “I’M A ROCKSTAR”

The standard has been set for wack rappers in Milwaukee, and the names are Young Grantz and Majestik (with a “k”). Peep the video cuz it’s super weak. Here’s a free tip: if you’re halfway through your music video shoot and you realize you’re rapping in front of a Metra train trying to look hard, then you should quit at that exact moment and never try to rap again. Also, don’t where a Packers hat in your rap video. Thanks.

Check out Majestik’s myspace page here.

And check out Yung Grantz’s myspace page here.

M.K.G. aka Money-Killa-Grinch - “POPPIN’ TAGZ”

The name says it all: Money-Killa-Grinch. Just awful. Be sure to peep their myspace here.

Music video for “All You Haters (Suck My Balls)”

Thanks to Holt for the submission.

Check out this awesomely bad freestyle session featuring Bangs. If you don’t remember Bangs, check out some of his music videos here.