Joker - “Pair-a-dice”

It is very rare that I come across a submission that is so God-awful that I can’t even listen all the way through the first time I try. This is one of those cases. This guy’s flow let’s you know that he sucks at life, not just rap.

Thanks to Lobo for the submission!

Sir Mix-a-Lot - “I Like Big Butterfingers”

If you’re gonna sell out, you might as well go all the way. Check out Sir Mix-a-Lot and Erik Estrada (yes, Erik Estrada) in this ill-conceived Butterfingers commercial.

YOUNG GRANTZ & MAJESTIK - “I’M A ROCKSTAR”

The standard has been set for wack rappers in Milwaukee, and the names are Young Grantz and Majestik (with a “k”). Peep the video cuz it’s super weak. Here’s a free tip: if you’re halfway through your music video shoot and you realize you’re rapping in front of a Metra train trying to look hard, then you should quit at that exact moment and never try to rap again. Also, don’t where a Packers hat in your rap video. Thanks.

Check out Majestik’s myspace page here.

And check out Yung Grantz’s myspace page here.