Ill Mitch
Ill Mitch (pronounced “Eel Meetch”) is a Russian rapper that sucks. In this video he spits some real talk about the rap game so other up-and-coming rappers that suck should pay attention!
Now check out his music video for “Come to USA”:
White rapper tries to freestyle, falls in campfire.
CHITTY - ST. LOUIS
CHITTY - ST. LOUIS
Whenever you’re having a bad day, just be glad you aren’t this dude. Sweet video, brah…
Thanks to Bob for the submission!
ERIC CHRISTIAN - ROCKFORD, MI
Music video for “Mozt Hated.”
And you know they had to shoot a behind the Scenes video:
Thanks to Bertrand for the submission!
RT via TheOnion: Only Remaining Rhyme Rapper Can Think Of Is 'Cliff Clavin'
An oldie but a goodie.
SKITTELLS - DEKALB, IL
Skittells speaks on the beef that has developed between him and MC Starburst.
Check out Skittells’ music at www.myspace.com/massw8
WHITE MIC - CHARLESTON, WV
Check out this music video… It’s called “Charleston’s Gotta Problem.” I know that’s right.
Thanks to Bundy for another awesomely bad submission!
PRINCESS JASMINE
Okay, here’s some free advice.. When making your rap video, try to hold the camera steady, or fasten it to something steady (think tripod). Also, advise your cameraman to avoid blocking the lense with his thumb while filming. Lastly, make sure your cameraman yells “whoooooooot” and “awwwww shit” as much as possible during your rap. Your welcome.
Thanks to David for the submission.
CHINGO BLING - HOUSTON, TX
CHINGO BLING - HOUSTON, TX
CHINGO BLING - BREAKFAST SEX
Yes, this dude did remix that Jeremih song and call it Breakfast Sex. And yes, he is rapping about huevos rancheros and leche. It’s the most important meal, girl. Greg gets major points for this submission!
GAME SPITTAZ - FLINT, MI
If this is your whip then you are definitely NOT the “Hottest Unsigned Artists.” But hey, at least it’s a full size and not a mini-van. Thanks to Greg for the submission.
